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Lifetime sports enthusiast, but mainly just the funny bits. Author of 'The TRUTH about Rugby League' and 'Facebook Rugby League's 2022 Digest', two stories showcasing the unhinged ramblings of a disturbed troll regarding The Greatest Game of All. Rorts, conspiracies and NRL paranoia, all wrapped up in tight burrito of Boomer Outrage. Out now!
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This is a message for all you boomers, traditionalists and flanneled hipsters skulking around with a burr in your britches: Nobody cares that you…
Alarm bells should be ringing about the future of Sam Konstas, and not because he’s picking fights from the non-striker’s end. It’s because Australia…
Sam Konstas and Rishabh Pant both batted with the control of untethered kites in the first innings at the MCG, yet shockingly only one…
Alex Carey is Poppins-esque with the gloves and a bankable force with the bat, but he is dragging the reputation of Aussie wicketkeepers through…
The advantage of a weapons-grade pace attack like Australia’s is its ability to bring about quick wickets. Which is handy, except when these quick…
After a week of cold showers following the Perth slaughter, it’s time Australia woke up to itself about Sam Konstas. Just because he’s the…
From the shameful margin of defeat to losing two days of Ricky Ponting’s commentary, everything that could go wrong for Australia in the first…
The rivalry between India and Australia is so fiery nowadays that it’s only one aggressive follow-through away at all times from a full-scale diplomatic…
Everyone assumed Jason Ryles would need to make some uncomfortable decisions upon arriving at Parramatta, but nobody expected a heart transplant and regicide. By…
The relationship between Ben Hunt and the Dragons became so toxic that he was only one collagen injection shy of qualifying for Married at…
After stints at the Tigers and the Blues, Michael Maguire knows a thing or two about working in manic crèches. But nothing he experienced…
Remember the bleak days when footballers would only coach the local under 11s because it counted towards their community service? When the game spent…
Think of famous mysteries in rugby league and you think of Changa Langlands’ boots, David Fifita’s Origin snub, or even just Willie Mason and…
If you’re a lover of champagne TV from the 90s, you’ll know exactly what a ‘Neville’ is. A staple of The Footy Show lexicon,…
Despite being initially signed on an insulting wage and mocked by his own players on podcasts, the sacking of Kevin Walters was a bombshell…
Kalyn Ponga’s momentary snub of the Kangaroos sparked a culture war so explosive it spiked Facebook’s stock price. Pitting freedom of choice against national…
There is growing sentiment that despite being annually defaulted to contender status, the Roosters actually have all the gear and no idea. And after…
Spare a thought for Luke Brooks right now as he reels from the bombshell news that footy extends beyond round 27. The 230-gamer will…
There are only two viable options for any lost soul seeking guidance: the Melbourne Storm or Scientology. Both offer redemption, both are cults full…
Only the most naive human or carnivorous capitalist can feel sympathy for the Sydney Roosters, and even then it’s usually just misinformed or a…
I love a man who speaks in harvests
Don’t compare Sam Konstas to Ricky Ponting, he’ll be much better than that
Thanks for the praise Yowie! Fingers crossed for a good outcome in the self-check too
Don’t compare Sam Konstas to Ricky Ponting, he’ll be much better than that
I know he’s the eternal and everlasting but until I see it on a fifth day dustbowl in Chennai then I’ll stick with my current religion (Warneism)
Don’t compare Sam Konstas to Ricky Ponting, he’ll be much better than that
I’d wager Australian cricket is already in the midst of a Code Brown
Shame on you, Australia - you took David Warner for granted
If this doesn’t prove how deeply rooted in the past I am, then nothing will!
And yes we will happily take back Matt Elliott
Shame on you, Australia - you took David Warner for granted
Please forgive me
Beware the million-dollar man syndrome: Hunt’s huge error delivers stark warning to Walsh
I will breathe easier knowing his agent will be less burdened by his wallet
Beware the million-dollar man syndrome: Hunt’s huge error delivers stark warning to Walsh
I’ve never realised. That place is a virtual Little Ipswich!
Beware the million-dollar man syndrome: Hunt’s huge error delivers stark warning to Walsh
I think ‘Far Kim’ was how Flano signed off on his performance assessment
Beware the million-dollar man syndrome: Hunt’s huge error delivers stark warning to Walsh
Forecasting a wave of $999,999.99 deals mate
Beware the million-dollar man syndrome: Hunt’s huge error delivers stark warning to Walsh
Yes Arcturus, the latter rings true. In fact, there must be something seriously wrong with the Gong if it hasn’t yet been annexed by Queensland
Beware the million-dollar man syndrome: Hunt’s huge error delivers stark warning to Walsh
Thought he had more government funding than the PNG bid
Beware the million-dollar man syndrome: Hunt’s huge error delivers stark warning to Walsh
Wayne looks better kept than half the blokes in first grade these days!
Chivalry, charity and cheerful celibacy: Times have changed - nice guys don't always finish last in rugby league
Too true Tony, if anything Mario was almost *too* nice. The least they could’ve done was subject that kinda behaviour to someone more deserving. If only Cam Smith was around in the 90’s
Chivalry, charity and cheerful celibacy: Times have changed - nice guys don't always finish last in rugby league
Superb call Pacey. Another one for the ‘not a dry eye’ category
Chivalry, charity and cheerful celibacy: Times have changed - nice guys don't always finish last in rugby league
I’m off to the TAB as we speak to capitalize on KK’s pick. One of the game’s greatest minds!
Melbourne’s Class of 2024: Latest unsung heroes set to graduate from Nevilles to Norries
And the papers leave em alone too. There’s untold advantages in not having a hack rifling through your dumpster
Melbourne’s Class of 2024: Latest unsung heroes set to graduate from Nevilles to Norries
Completion rates, fitness and manners. A mantra to live by!
Melbourne’s Class of 2024: Latest unsung heroes set to graduate from Nevilles to Norries
Yes mate, exactly. But also feel sorry for us. That’s my basic plea
A sombre sombrero plea from an ungrateful and out-of-touch Roosters fan: Abolish salary cap to save our club
Thanks for the tip Andrew, I really need to brush up on my premium footwear brands. I’m so ‘Hush Puppies’
A sombre sombrero plea from an ungrateful and out-of-touch Roosters fan: Abolish salary cap to save our club
One of the game’s magnificent dichotomies mate!
A sombre sombrero plea from an ungrateful and out-of-touch Roosters fan: Abolish salary cap to save our club
C’mon JVGO, it’s finals time. Nothing makes sense and nobody knows what they’re talking about. Get on board
A sombre sombrero plea from an ungrateful and out-of-touch Roosters fan: Abolish salary cap to save our club
Still plenty of room if you’re looking to live in a laundry mate!
A sombre sombrero plea from an ungrateful and out-of-touch Roosters fan: Abolish salary cap to save our club
Thanks KK, if you can’t beat us, join us! Or at least sign a lease for one of our investment properties. Hope you’re well mate
A sombre sombrero plea from an ungrateful and out-of-touch Roosters fan: Abolish salary cap to save our club
Great point Rellum, sadly that kinda tempered, long-term thinking is not familiar to Australian cricket
Don’t compare Sam Konstas to Ricky Ponting, he’ll be much better than that